[The Rant Factory]
Blogging at it's most odd.Arse Pity
2007-03-06
There is something fantastically annoying about bruising your arse. A bruise anywhere else is nothing much to moan about, but then we don't sit on our elbows do we? I sat fairly heavily into my chair this morning forgetting that my back pocket contained a lot of loose change. It embedded itself into my right cheek and I squealed like a camp pig.
I can tell it's bruised because it's been an hour and a half and it still hurts like hell. If I've got a load of queens faces embossed on my buttock I'm going to be very annoyed indeed. The day started badly, it can only get worse.
I need a cigarette. 
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