[The Rant Factory]
Blogging at it's most odd.Arse Pity
2007-03-06
There is something fantastically annoying about bruising your arse. A bruise anywhere else is nothing much to moan about, but then we don't sit on our elbows do we? I sat fairly heavily into my chair this morning forgetting that my back pocket contained a lot of loose change. It embedded itself into my right cheek and I squealed like a camp pig.
I can tell it's bruised because it's been an hour and a half and it still hurts like hell. If I've got a load of queens faces embossed on my buttock I'm going to be very annoyed indeed. The day started badly, it can only get worse.
I need a cigarette. 
The OTHER Sexual Preference
2007-03-05
Here's a thought.
There are men who are attracted to women, women to men, men to men and women to women. But is it possible, do you think, for someone to feel no attraction to either?
Could there be someone out there who has never felt the slightest sexual urge towards anyone? Is it genetically possible, or are there always going to be those primal urges that cannot be prevented. It's a subject of some interest to me.
What do you think?
Wounded Moose
2007-03-05
A new blog. I've been blogging for some time on writing.com but spotted an ad for this site and thought I'd sign up!
I'm stuck in work at the moment and trying everything I can to not do anything. It's going well! I'm having trouble concentrating because there is a women in the office with a laugh like a wounded moose being fed through a mangle. Horrible, just horrible.
I have played with my stapler, made a little house out of paper clips and used my chiming stress-balls until everyone told me to shut up. I'm out of ideas. I can either do some work or build a fort under my desk.
THE SECOND ONE!
Thanks for reading,
Spinksy
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